Well I struck out big time
called a swing and a miss,
I read that play all wrong,
she didn’t want that kiss.
Asked God to give me a sign
some advice on this courtship,
he dropped the damn ball again
That’s it! He’s getting a pink slip.
Like, for real dude? Come on.
It was an easy fifty-fifty call,
I wouldn’t have pegged ya for
a believer in a Magic Eight-ball!
I know you think I’m being silly
’cause she doesn’t want to be mine,
but I wasted our entire friendship
not to mention both of our time.
She is the one who is missing out,
I’m the best guy she has ever known,
yet I’m alone sitting home blaming God,
for the chance that I have single-handedly blown.
© 2018 Joseph Emerson @ WhatsInsideAMadmansHat.com